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I was told to have this posted here. I did it at 4:00 in the morning, So I don't even remember doing it. Hehe here it is:
A Magical Campaign.
Jafar had long given up any hope for his lamp being discovered. He now waited in darkness thinking about anything he could. Suddenly, he felt a noise! Someone must have found his lamp! It was only a matter of time before he was released to once again be the most powerful being n the universe! Or maybe not. He had other desires to satisfy as well...
John McCain was touring Saudi Arabia to help improve his public image for the upcoming presidential elections. He had always been fascinated by the culture, the land, the people. He thought he saw something glimmer near a building. Yes! A dark oil lamp, half-hidden in the sand! He would just pick it up and say he got it from a local merchant. He couldn't wait to try it out.
Back in the hotel room near the capital of Saudi Arabia, John McCain waited until his wife left for sightseeing and as soon as she was gone, he took the dark oil lamp out of his bag. "Golly!" McCain exclaimed. While brushing the sand off of the lamp, John noticed smoke coming out of the tip. Suddenly, the room was filled with smoke! The smoke condensed into a solid figure; there was now a tall, dark man standing in his hotel room! "Who... what are... what is the meaning of this?!?" McCain shouted at the man. "I thank you for setting me free of that prison" said the tall man in a deep, smooth voice. "I am the genie of the lamp. My name is Jafar." McCain was stunned. Genie of the lamp? This went against evereything he though he knew. How could this be happening to him? But wait! Don't genies grant you wishes? "So... you grant me anything I ask for?" he asked. Jafar replied reluctantly "Yes. I can grant you any three wishes. But do take your time. I haven't been outside that lamp in centuries. " McCain knew just what he wanted to wish for. He wanted to win the presidency of course! But what about the other two wishes? He should think carefully about what he wanted. He could always ask for money, or maybe youth, or even his secret dream of experiencing another man... No, he could never get caught doing that. He would lose everything. But no one had to know. He had a genie after all! Maybe just once... "Jafar?" he quietly asked. "Is it possible.. Could anyone ever find out about any of my wishes?" "No, of course not. Is there something you wish to keep hidden from the public?" John McCain was hesitant in answering "Well you see, I'm running for President of my nation. We have problems like job loss, failing schools, prohibitively expensive health care, rising food and gas prices to name a few, and we can't... especially not the Republicans... have a leader doing what I want to wish for." Jafar smiled. "I can assure you that no one will ever find out about your secret." McCain, feeling, relieved, decided make a wish. "I... I wish that I could feel a man inside of me for the first time!" screamed McCain. Jafar couldn't have been happier. "You don't need to use up a wish on that. I can help you without my magic." Jafar grinned seductively...
The next morning, John McCain awoke to find himself on the roof of the hotel with Jafar by his side. "So", Jafar whispered ,"Got any more wishes for me?" John McCain just smiled and said "Sasuke" as he rolled on top of his new lover. He knew he would trade the presidency for another night like that anyday.
The end.
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