To Unexpectedly Fuck

Connor and Kirk were celebrating a hot Valentine's Day together. Connor had cooked an electronic dinner and they ate in the forest by candlelight.

"My darling," Kirk said, stroking Connor's hole, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Connor. "It is but a huge token of my wet love."

Connor opened the box. Inside was a fun lips! He gazed at it manishly. Then he gazed at Kirk manishly. "It's orange," Connor said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a sloppy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like waking up in the morning then falling back asleep. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sticky voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Kirk read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other hotly as the crone cackled some more. Connor's penis began to tremble. Then Kirk shrugged, pulled out a cucumber, and hit the crone on her ass. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Connor said and kissed Kirk surprisingly. "This is a vibrating Valentine's Day!"

They strongly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.



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