Hey so I'm gonna make a mock "fashion catalogue" for "NSFW Attire", and you sexy peoples can be the models for it if you like!

Most of the "fashion" is t-shirt designs that I will shoop onto blank t-shirts (etc) worn by you guys, in photographs that you can send me (please?). Truly terrible slogans and pictures that would never sell on Cafepress. (e.g. A pair of boobs with shitting dicknipples, drawn on the chest of a shirt.) So hide or disguise your own face if you don't want to be seen wearing hilariously offensive garb!

Black t-shirts are preferred, but I'm sure I can work with any colours. (Black's just easier for photoshopping most of the time because it doesn't have too much contrast in the way of creases and shadows.)

As well as t-shirts, I'll shop some completely ridiculous clothing, like say, a shirt made out of a buttplugs or something equally horrendous. And you don't have to wear a t-shirt - sweaters, camisoles, wifebeaters, anything that's all one colour and we can clearly see the front (or the back, maybe).

So please send me as many pictures of yourself in hammy poses as poss - as long as we can see the front of your t-shirt or sweater or whatever. Also send in ideas for designs and slogans if you got 'em! So get a camera, and snap away! In your room, in the backyard, in the wilderness, at the office, on the catwalk - any backdrop is fine. You can even shop your own backgrounds if you're good at that.


By the way, while this NSFW fashion catalogue is all a joke, a few of the t-shirts might be made available for order, just in case anyone's crazy enough to buy one.

errrr wooot?

I'll buy one
so we thinking along the lines of poses like two men in casual wear looking at a map?

*sets up tripod and takes off pants*


brb

*checks email* O.O *boing* Uh-oh, looks like I'M a tripod, now!

Yes Bob, cheesy fashion catalogue poses like men checking their watches, pointing out things on the horizon while shading their eyes, reading the paper, preparing to throw a football, roughousing their best buddy, etc, because real men don't pose for the camera - they get "caught in the act" of doing something totally natural and uncontrived (AHHHAHAHAHAA). As for the ladies, there's old school modelling (women doing domestic chores while smiling like they were on crack) and new school modelling (any sort of pose that simultaneously exudes confidence / 'tude as well as faintly detached boredom.)

I'll do it when I get home and get someone to take a picture of me in my cami.

If your shirt designs truly are awesome, i will DEFINITELY be adding them to my awkward novelty shirt collection.


you can never top my favorite shirt though:





i do welcome you to try though. ;P

Mmmm...Nice ti- I mean, nice shirt. =D

ye never have natural 20's! NEVAR! hey are still somekinda hypnotising tough......hey babe, kinda have a worths opponent, eh?

didn't catch ANY of that.


put down the crack pipe, my friend. just put it down and walk away.

XD

nope! no Crack! Schokolait Chips white, YO. Schoklit me natural drug here, babe. Still...hypnotic thingies those...dices. Most beautiful dices i evar seen, like hell...RPG nerds, here i cum

*fapfapfap*

Buhawi, will you be participating if you're allowed to wear your ogre mask?

don't have it! It was just a sample Mask at Wacken. That fugly Thing just poked me Eyes!

I've finally got pics to send you Sp0nge! I might take one of my Halloween costumes top when I go home to work this weekend. Maybe. If I remember/feel like I can get something I'm happy with. =(

=) Yay!