once there was a boy named cybersp0nge. he loved to touch his own peen. One day, he reached down to touch his own peen and what should he discover but that it had GROWN. it had grown to such epic proportions that it boggled his tiny mind. "Oh my!" he thought, "What an amazingly large peen I have grown. This is a graaaand thing."

Within his mind danced pictures of his amazing future ahead of him. All the girls would want to go to prom with him. He would impregnate so many women with his gigantic sperm that the babies would be so male they wouldn't even have an X chromosome at all. They would be TRUE manly men. Fast forward forty years in the future, and the entire human race had been replaced with ubersp0nges. Sadly, there were no wimmens left so they had to have gay sex. But the sperm was so incredible it could impregnate itself so everything would work out. Hoooray!

Then cybersp0nge, caught up in his reverie, looked down.

Turns out he had been stroking his leg this whole time. His penis was as tiny as ever.

The end. (?!?!?!?!?!?!????)

Hay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Slash FIC, as in FICTION, please. Tsk tsk.

this reminds me of a good prank to pull *pun not intended*

if you are desperate to impress a woman without having to substantiate assumptions later, do this...

pull the excess skin on your inner thigh together so that it looks like you have a large penis

its funny to try it out in clubs and bars

Not all of us have flabby thighs. Mine are skeletally thin!


Guess I'll just have to use my big thick cock instead. :S