It is inAsclepius, Mr. Anderson!

My god, I'm in quite the punning mood today, apparently.

MY NAME


IS



NE-


..il.

Not Simon Sponge?

he ment NE-Croph-il.

Simon Sponge is my late 80's to early 90's computer programming name.

ok, please dont refer to sp0nge as simon anymore, its making me lose all sense of innocence regarding the chipmunks...theres little enough as it is.

It's time to tell how I stumbled upon NSFW comix.
In the Newgrounds forums (probably the fastest and stupidest forums on earth), some guy made a topic about him having lost his virginity.
It was met with mixed responses, one of them being a link to the comic where Cuthwald has sex and he tells it to the entire world.

Haha that is pure yayness in the anus. That is exactly what that comic was created for.

...it has begun, the slow yet eventual take over of the world has commenced.


the world as we know it, shall become not but a slew of badly formulated puns and drawings including old people, dinosaurs, and tentacles.

So in other words, The Far Side?

...well, yeah. But WITH nipples!

I can't quite remember how I found the site..

Quite possibly due to the fact I was drunk at the time at 4 am after justing getting back home from being forced to watch a friend's band play at a bar in the middle of the ghetto.
In fact I don't even remember driving home, now that I think about it...

Anywho, I had doze off then woke up with my face planted on the keyboard.
Looked up and there the site was on the screen focused on tangled wad of hawt dino secks.

So I believe it was drunken intervention.

Maybe a dinosaur helped you get home, and then looked up "dinosaur sex" on the internet to get some ideas of what to do with you that night.

That would explain the funny taste I had in my mouth when I woke up...
And the lack of clothes...
Oh well.
If I don't remember then it didn't happen.

On the other hand, neither do you remember it NOT happening, sooo.....