Allright ladies, in the Untied States October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Yes yes I know it's basically over but it is an issue that for all of us that love the boobs need to heed.

Yeah the majority of the chickies here are 18 - 24 age range and not a prime target group for cancer and other breast illnesses. However, while engaging in activity that may not have been the best for discovery, I did in fact find something in my breast that should not have been there...

While I would have laughed myself silly had it been Captn Crunch cereal (like one of our lovely member's found), this was not the case. I then asked a friend to touch to see if they could feel it and that I wasn't just going insane. While helpful and willing hands are a plenty, they to were able to feel something under the skin.

No it's not a parasite like those shock sites want you to imagine to creep you out.

So now I take the ladies to the doc and have another pair of hands on them. While I'm sure there are those among us that would like to imagine the lady doc as some long legged, blonde, with sultry eyes and smile to match... This was not the case. She at least had gentle hands and confirmed that at the ripe age of 23, I need to go get my breast imaged, squished, scanned, and poked for possibility of breast cancer.

As a fellow pervie princess like the rest of you ladies, I mean this in seriousness. Check your boobs. And guys do your part and exam as many as you can. Afterall, it is for the health of breasts everywhere that this is done. Just be careful of the lawsuits.

In any case, I should be fine. But remember... SAVE SECOND BASE!

Oh dear. I hope it's nothing Wicked.

I don't think it'll be much of a problem to feel myself up.

PICS OR IT N--- ahem, okay seriously for a moment. I hope your hardcore breast exam goes okay and whatever the lumpy thing is, isn't too serious. :\


(I never understood the baseball analogy. Couldn't someone come up with one that's related to something like computer programming instead? We live in the age of the geek, now. It's not JUST sportsmen who pull chicks anymore. )

(P.S. Is "Untied States" an intentional typo for the lulz?)

I wish you luck Wicked and thank you for reminding me I need to do one myself.

*puts up lttle wodden sign*
Dr'Bob giving free examinations to your chesticles

I'm charging $10 for deluxe exams.

You're a damn fraud Quad U

You weren't complaining last weekend!

And it was easily 500 calories...

Yeah, for those of us that we're moving.... I think you may have topped at 98 calories... Congrats, the same as a crappy, stale, oat meal cookie that fell between the sofa cushions...

This might help you.

Anyway, I wish you good luck, Wicked!

Good luck, love. Don't want to loose one of the nices pair of Boobz in the Internutz here.

I felt something in mine a couple weeks ago. One just felt stiff. I guess a good analogy would be like a superball. I went to the doctor, and it turned out it was just swollen from my birth control switch. I was relieved, but I also felt a little silly because I didn't want to seem like a hypchondriac. Apparently, if it hurts, then it's a good thing because tumors don't hurt.

Oh yeah. So the girls are fine. The nurse put some warm liquid goop on me and did the ultrasound. All normal and the little bugger that started it all had apparently gotten re-absorbed. While I'm thrilled that everything is normal, kinda pissed that the stupid thing didn't show up but cause the doc felt it too and referred me. I guess I can't be too miffed.

Good news is good. *nods*

yeah! Happy happy celebration thingies!!