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Shivers
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:11 pm 
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Even if you *have* wrapped it up, I dont want it touching me.


Hey girl, have you seen my fuzzy navel?

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kempoman14
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:03 am 
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No, so just take your naval and go add the hair to your furry costume.

(no offense)

Hey there sexy, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and me together.

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Evil Bob
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:07 pm 
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Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
funny ,i didnt know me was a letter of the alphabet
you retarded fuckwit



a snake bit my penis,please suck out the venom

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LuvrOfBewbs
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:29 pm 
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That's what you get for having sex with snakes.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Evil Bob
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:01 pm 
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Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
hands shoes to LoB,"go for it"




I'd beat to death my own grandmother for one night of passionate sex with you

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kempoman14
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:24 am 
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I would beat up your grandmother just for you to leave me alone.

Hey lady, guess what? SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!! It's the thing you never thought you needed.

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Andrea
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:38 am 
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*points to the POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape wrapped around her ass* Sorry still a crime scene after what happened to the last guy that tried that.

Hey baby wanna practice for the limbo competition?*creepy eyebrow raises*

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kempoman14
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:04 pm 
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Sure, lets play Matrix limbo. I shot, you duck.
*Gunfire*
You lose.

Hey there, want to see my trophies for sexing up a chick?

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AwkwardGirl
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:04 pm 
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I didn't know they gave out "Biggest Virgin Loser" and "Most Likely to Jack-off to Gay Porn" trophies.

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized?

(^ used on me twice, first time- said I was allergic to eggs, second time- grabbed my best friend and pretended to be her girlfriend by saying "Scrambled, by her. And no, you can't watch." I challenge you shootdown masters to think of another shootdown ;-] )

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o.0 Awkwardness accomplished

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VanZed
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:08 pm 
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Self scrambled, with no side of meat.

Are you ready for a hot beef injection?
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LuvrOfBewbs
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:14 am 
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I'm a vegan, you insensitive jerk. *launches into a rant about animal rights and all that nonsense*

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

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Evil Bob
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:33 pm 
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ok,then,if your up for some brokeback mountain*evil transexual wink*





Look,I hate this team and you hate sports,lets go somewhere else
(used it and it worked!)

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Andrea
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:59 pm 
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Sure. I'm going home. Bye.

I lost my phone number can i have yours?

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kempoman14
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:34 am 
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Look it up, it's in the phone-book.
What?
My name?
That's in the phone-book too.

Hey, if I ask you to have sex with me, will it be the same answer as the answer to this question?

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Evil Bob
 Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:07 pm 
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If it's a punch to the groin,then yes *Bangkok!*





nice tattoo,something for me to look at while im fucking you later

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