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Shivers
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:44 pm |
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Joined: Sat May 31, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 1017
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Thanks, I got it in jail for killing my ex who treated me like an object.
Hey, I know you! Didn't we do it, back in high school? No? Wanna make up for lost time?
_________________ "Are you on drugs?"
"No! Fruit cups!"
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AwkwardGirl
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:29 am |
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Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:35 pm Posts: 60 Location: in my own little world
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Yeah, like the time I lost talking to you. Bye.
I'm from one team, youre from the other. Lets get together and play.
_________________ Spooning leads to forking.
"I'm more of a man than you will ever be and more of a woman than you will ever get." -Angel, RENT
o.0 Awkwardness accomplished
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kempoman14
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:58 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:05 am Posts: 880 Location: The Moon
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Fine. But I should warn you, I play dirty. *kicks you in nuts and/or cunt* GOAL!!! *runs around room, hi-5ing everyone*
Hey, wanna to go to a...
...fuck it. Let's cut the bullshit. I want to bone you all night, you want to be boned all night. We're a match made in heaven.
_________________ Thanks to my electric blanket, I no longer have cold, dark, lonely nights. Now, I just have dark, lonely nights.
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:02 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 878 Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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*Cemetary grounds keeper* Get away from that corpse you fucking pervert!!!
Hi,you dont know me but i watch you shower,and I'll get to the point,you look like you have trouble getting at your back. i was thinking I could help? (much lulz honest stalker)
_________________ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"-Me,right now
"You do it to yourself"
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:24 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 740 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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*grabs random chick* No thanks, my girlfriend will be helping me with that from now on.
Hey baby, Ronald Regan once said there was a time for choosing and it's come. So, wanna choose to come home with me?
_________________ My name says it all.
LoB's T&A- All T, No A.
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0bs01337
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:49 pm |
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Joined: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:53 pm Posts: 26
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To quote his successor, "Read my lips: No."
How'd you like to play some "war on terror?" I'll lay down in the sand and you blow the hell out of me.
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VanZed
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:27 am |
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Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:30 am Posts: 117 Location: Chicago
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What a coincidence, you like sand and I have crabs.
You're single, I'm single.. come on girl do I make you tingle?
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:07 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 740 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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On in my slapping hand.
Is you dad a baker, cuz you have a nice set of buns.
_________________ My name says it all.
LoB's T&A- All T, No A.
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kempoman14
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:06 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:05 am Posts: 880 Location: The Moon
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Is you dad a mortician? Because you're dead to me.
Hey baby, want to dance the night away?
_________________ Thanks to my electric blanket, I no longer have cold, dark, lonely nights. Now, I just have dark, lonely nights.
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tophaT
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Joined: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:18 pm Posts: 193 Location: Manchvegas, NH
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Sorry, I don't do "The Monster Mash"
I have a fantastic hat, now sit on my erection
_________________
 I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those FILTHY CLOWNS
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:58 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 740 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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That is a fantastic hat, but I see no...*pulls out her magnifying glass* Ohhh! Now I see the micro peen!
Are you busy tonight, at, say, 3:00 AM? No? Wanna be?
_________________ My name says it all.
LoB's T&A- All T, No A.
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kempoman14
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:22 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:05 am Posts: 880 Location: The Moon
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Sorry, but I have an appointment with your sister at that time.
*takes rose* Hey baby, care to dance? *puts rose in between teeth and raises eyebrows*
_________________ Thanks to my electric blanket, I no longer have cold, dark, lonely nights. Now, I just have dark, lonely nights.
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tophaT
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:30 am |
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Joined: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:18 pm Posts: 193 Location: Manchvegas, NH
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Do you feel those aphids crawling on your teeth?
lady, I wanna light a fire inside you
_________________
 I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those FILTHY CLOWNS
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:00 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 740 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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*starts sobbing* My sister died that way just last week! Thanks for reminding me!
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. Why? Because I asked for you for Christmas.
_________________ My name says it all.
LoB's T&A- All T, No A.
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tophaT
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Post subject: Re: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs! Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Joined: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:18 pm Posts: 193 Location: Manchvegas, NH
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I'm jewish, you dick
Baby, I may not be the president of france, but I'd love to see you on my Eiffel Tower
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 I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those FILTHY CLOWNS
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