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Cybersp0nge
 Post subject: Pick-up Lines and Shoot-Downs!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:00 am 
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Kinda like the Cybersp0nge game, only with more application to REAL LIFE.

Shoot down the previous person's pick-up, and then launch a pick-up line of your own!

Eg:

someone wrote:
Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?


someone else wrote:
Oh, it's you. I guess I fell a bit further than I thought.

Mm-mmm! I'd like to tap that ass!


somebody wrote:
I'm surprised you can tap anything, with such tiny, rusty "plumbing". :nyd:

Hey there good looking, are you a model?



Starting pick-up line:

"Hey baby, are you a catwalk model?"

(Remember to set up a new one after you shoot me down!)
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MST3K
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:56 pm 
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Location: long island NY
yes i am but your "lens" size is a bit too small


i'm here, so now what are your other two wishes?

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words can be fatal, and for the rare few, immortal...

the war of 1870 was a joke compared to this-said by my great great uncle in a German trench in WW1.

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Viktor Ryan Gray
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:01 pm 
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Location: country with the biggest porn industry (!)
A strap-on-dildo and a lot of personal lubricant.



I forgot my phone-no., may I get your?

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Cybersp0nge
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:16 pm 
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Sure. The number of phones that I own is one, and you're not going to call it.


Are those space-pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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MST3K
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:10 pm 
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Location: long island NY
and thankfully out of your reach


why don't you come with me and slip into something a little more sexy

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Stand tall and rock the heavens

it's good to be king-MB

words can be fatal, and for the rare few, immortal...

the war of 1870 was a joke compared to this-said by my great great uncle in a German trench in WW1.

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Cybersp0nge
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:51 pm 
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Because I'd rather just continue to wear what I'm wearing now, so that it doesn't attract creeps like you.


Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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AceOfDeath666
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:52 am 
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Location: Fountain Valley, California
I Do't Fuck Foot Freaks

Nice Ass
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Nightingale
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:06 am 
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Yeah, nice. But not for you.

Excuse me, you don't know me, but I had a dream about you last night

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No maid I've seen like the sweet colleen
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Viktor Ryan Gray
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:00 pm 
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Sounds like Sleeping Beauty - Will you kill a dragon while I sleep, too?

I just read your mind and you're right: I sure am nice.

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Cybersp0nge
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:31 am 
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"Now read my lips." (silently) "FUCK OFF."


"Here let me get you a drink - you must be thirsty after running through my head all day."
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MST3K
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:35 am 
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i was running AWAY from you

kiss me i'm irish

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Stand tall and rock the heavens

it's good to be king-MB

words can be fatal, and for the rare few, immortal...

the war of 1870 was a joke compared to this-said by my great great uncle in a German trench in WW1.

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AceOfDeath666
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:31 am 
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I'm a Nazi

Suck My Cock
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Nightingale
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:52 am 
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You call THAT a cock???

I thought I was watching the stars but then I recognised it was your eyes...

(one of the worst!)

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From Bantry Bay up to Derry Quay
And from Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the sweet colleen
That I met in the County Down.

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Viktor Ryan Gray
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:03 am 
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You will see stars when I punch you in your face!


You are a thief: You stole my heart...

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The Light6
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:45 am 
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Location: NSW, Australia and The Internet and The Time Vortex
Yeah I was planning on selling it to the black organ market and I also assumed you would die when I took it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.

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