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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game  Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:46 am |
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*facepalm* I feel like a nerd now.
I wish I didn't feel nerdy.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:45 am |
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You no longer remember the temperatures that things burn at (thus having relieving the reason to feel nerdy). This extends to not being able to remember fire=hot. You spend the rest of your life burning your hands repeatedly.
I wish I was immune to ironic twists of fate.
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Andrea
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:32 pm |
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Granted. You live your life in perfect, complete balance like a Stepford Wife. Untill the chip or whatever they did malfunctions and you go on a killing rampage.
I wish my eyes didnt feel like they were going to explode out of my head.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:01 pm |
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Now you're eyes no longer feel like they are going to explode out of your head, they explode in to your head.
I wish this work shift would go quickly.
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Andrea
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:53 pm |
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Granted. Your building blows up.
I wish I didnt have to babysit after working all day.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:38 pm |
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You get fired so you don't have to work before the babysitting.
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Thanks to my electric blanket, I no longer have cold, dark, lonely nights. Now, I just have dark, lonely nights.
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Andrea
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:53 pm |
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psssst *whispers* Kempo you forgot to wish.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:45 am |
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Andrea wrote: psssst *whispers* Kempo you forgot to wish. FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK! FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING FUCKING FUCKERS! GOD DAMN SON OF A FUCK CUNT FUCK! AH, TESTICLE SHITTING, GOAT RAPING, CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT! ASS! SHIT! BASTARD! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK! *clears throat* I fell better. Ok, I'll just make my wish now. I wish that I never forgot to wish.
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:11 pm |
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you did
I wish I could string profanities like kempo daddy
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:45 pm |
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Tourettes, lawl.
I wish I had someone to bring me a hot chocolate and rub my feet and give me a lap to rest my head in. *nods*.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:59 am |
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That person exists, and does whatever you ask, except he's butt ugly and anally rapes you when you're sleeping.
I wish my roommates weren't such dumb bitches.
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:09 pm |
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they become super smart and annoy the crap outta you.......and anally rape you while you sleep
i wish for the ability to guess the word people are thinking of
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:57 am |
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Granted, but now you can't escape other's thoughts and you go insane.
I wish it was always Saturday night.
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Andrea
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:32 pm |
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Granted. Its perpetually saturday night. A never ending party of booze, drugs and illicit sex................until the liquor runs out (due to a lack of production because its saturday night and no bodys working), people ingest the world supply of drugs and go completely fucking bat shit crazy, and genitalia falls off from all the crazy sex that bread special strains of SUPER STD's immune to all antibiotics and very rapidly progressing. You say the STD's were preventable by condoms? Well yes at first but eventually those ran out because of the factorys being closed (again its saturday night).
I wish I had more time to get ready for the day. (running late as always)
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Post subject: Re: The courupt wish game Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:14 pm |
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Granted, but you over sleep anyway.
I wish I didn't have such odd dreams.
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"I'm more of a man than you will ever be and more of a woman than you will ever get." -Angel, RENT
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