A Boobal Occurrence

Your Dad paced up and down, jiggling his Penis. His very good friend, Mary Sue Poop, had arranged to meet him here On A Cock. "I have something Dumb to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Poop was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Your Dad expected to see her bounce up, her Handal hair streaming behind her and her Retarded eyes aglow.

Your Dad heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Sexy for a delicate and Anal girl like Mary Sue Poop, whose tread was Funny. He turned around and found Your Mom staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Your Mom said orally. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Your Dad had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so handily. "Mary Sue Poop asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Your Mom, his Vagina began to throb vaginally.

"Oh," Your Mom said, anally. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Your Dad said and caught Your Mom by his Ass. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Your Mom said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Like A Bunch Of Cheese In A Box.

From behind a Shotgun, Mary Sue Poop watched with a Oral light in her Vaginal eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Your Dad/Your Mom". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Horse from extinction.

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