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Rosa Tabula
 Post subject: here is a third fic
PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:11 am 
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Once there was a penis.

"Oh woe to my testes" said the penis sadly, "For without a human to be attached to I am nothing more then an anthropomorphic sex organ."

"I HEAR YOUR CRIES" said a voice from on high.

"Who is there?" said the penis to the voice from on high.

"I AM A VOICE FROM ON HIGH" said the voice from on high. "I AM ON HIGH TO LISTEN TO EVERY SHINY ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEX ORGAN THAT BESEECHES ME. WHAT IS IT YOU DESIRE, LITTLE TADGER?"

"Oh great voice from on high!" the penis cried out, "Help me dearly, for I desire a host. A glorious human to attach myself to so I can be fully complete.

"OK"

~

Lindsey Lohan awoke, feeling different.

"Hooray" said her crotch.

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reflex-speaker-system
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:42 am 
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Location: underneath YOUR BED! RUN!!!! HAHA I DARE YOU!!!! -.-
Ah Ha haaaa



Lindsay...you now have two penises...


(i just had a thought, is the plural of penis peni as in cacti or is it just penises?)
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