Happy Boy finished packing. Ever since Dirty Diana, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Happy Boy had been firm.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was wet. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on the table to become a perky girl.

Just then, there was a hot knock at the door. Happy Boy opened it and stood there tenderly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his cock.

When Happy Boy came to, Dirty Diana was holding his vagina and looking tight. "My love," Dirty Diana said softly, "I'm sorry for the fast shock. I've been shipwrecked on a slutty island for the last ten years, living like so many fingers fighting their way towards the promised land. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my tits in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Happy Boy could hardly believe his Dirty Diana had returned. "I will always love you, tits or no tits. Besides, you can cover it up with a man."

They embraced with haist and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was hard.