I made the following with http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ about 9 days ago.

On the Princess, Mario licked his stone skull. He had been busy with the stone skull for hours and now wanted nothing more than a batish cuddle or a Kepplicious massage from his lover Luigi.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his Neilicious Luigi appeared at the door, grinning erratically.

"Put down the stone skull," Luigi said broodaxially. "Unless you want me to lick that stone skull on your penis."

Mario put down the stone skull. He was graceful. He had never seen Luigi so walrusy before and it made him eloquent.

Luigi picked up the stone skull, then withdrew a PS3 from his torso. "Don't be so graceful," Luigi said with a walrusy grimace. "An octopus bit my eye this morning, and everything became insane. Now with this stone skull and this PS3 I can broodaxially rule the world!"

Mario clutched his Polish eye esponarticially. This was his lover, his Neilicious Luigi, now staring at him with a walrusy torso.

"Fight it!" Mario shouted. "The octopus just wants the stone skull for his own Neilicious devices! He doesn't love you, not the batish way I do!"

Mario could see Luigi trembling esponarticially. Mario reached out his penis and touched Luigi's torso broodaxially. He was Neilicious, so Neilicious, but he knew only his Polish love for Luigi would break the octopus's spell.

Sure enough, Luigi dropped the stone skull with a thunk. "Oh, Mario," he squealed. "I'm so batish, can you ever forgive me?"

But Mario had already moved on the Princess. Like Anonymous going around building orphanages, he pressed his penis into Luigi's torso. And as they fell together in an insane fit of love, the stone skull lay on the floor, eloquent and forgotten.

The Neon Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Joe Biden and Batman went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Joe Biden hit Batman in his tentacle with a big furry iceball. It hurt a lot, but Joe Biden kissed it rhythmically and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really dry snow man!" Joe Biden said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Batman said. "That would be more fucked up and politically correct."

"I know," Joe Biden said. "We can make a snow Bowser. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up toe-tappingly and made a hairy snow Bowser. Joe Biden put on a duck for the penis. The Bowser was almost as big as Batman.

"It looks purple," Joe Biden said heavily. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Batman said and held up a lumpy Jar Jar Binks. "I found this like a horse." He put the Jar Jar Binks onto the Bowser's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Bowser, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a sad virgin who just ate Cthulhu..

Batman screamed sloppily and ran but the snow Bowser chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Bowser ate him mosquitoly.

"Nobody does that to my little Smelly Ice Cream Sundae," Joe Biden screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Bowser through the eyeball. It fell down and Joe Biden kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Batman said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Jar Jar Binks lay in the yard until a sweaty child picked it up and took it home.

A Wet Occurrence

Wonder Woman paced up and down, jiggling her stump. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Curl, had arranged to meet her here on a stick. "I have something beautiful to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Curl was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Wonder Woman expected to see her bounce up, her short hair streaming behind her and her exceptional eyes aglow.

Wonder Woman heard footsteps, but they seemed rather insightful for a delicate and wild girl like Mary Sue Curl, whose tread was artful. She turned around and found Angelina Jolie staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Angelina Jolie said rejuvinatingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Wonder Woman had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so redeemingly. "Mary Sue Curl asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Angelina Jolie, her antenna began to throb deeply.

"Oh," Angelina Jolie said, decidedly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Wonder Woman said and caught Angelina Jolie by her toenail scum. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Angelina Jolie said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the color of a stream of vitamin-filled pee that was neverending and like an arch.

From behind a redemption, Mary Sue Curl watched with a liquidy light in her touching eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Wonder Woman/Angelina Jolie". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the ping-pong ball-eating monkey from extinction.