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NymphetamineGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:33 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:25 am Posts: 207 Location: England baby, yeah!
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*THREAD DERAILMENT IMMINENT*
Why is it every girl in my school is not in a blind panic because ONE girl has picked up swine flu? ITS NOT GOING TO KILL YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE AIDS!!!
_________________ "Since when did lesbianism constitue a slap in the face"
I wish I knew what the hell you're on about...
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:31 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 738 Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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Take advantage,randomly fake sneezes and cough lol,take it for everything it's worth,back on tracks!
_________________ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"-Me,right now
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Tiefling_Tasha
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:54 am |
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Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:14 am Posts: 254 Location: the batcave
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why does anyone at all care about the swine flu? i'm more concerned about zombies to be totally honest.
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Shivers
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:39 am |
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Because people are sheeple and will believe anything spoon-fed to them by the authorities and media. In turn, the authorities and media have been doing a virus scare once a year since 9/11, in the misguided theory that all this practice with sars masks and bird flu containment procedures will help reduce casualties in case of a real bioterrorism epedemic.
EDIT: Oh, hey; convenient.

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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:51 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 738 Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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Tiefling_Tasha wrote: why does anyone at all care about the swine flu? i'm more concerned about zombies to be totally honest.
People seem unable to believe that it can happen lol
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I'll show them.............
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Shivers
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:13 pm |
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Joined: Sat May 31, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 819
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Location: Northern part of large city.
Stronghold: Planned route is to stop at the police station north of here in the smaller city, then continue north to Algonquin Park; where I will rotate through several islands I know of there.
Vehicle: Motorcycle (My bike is small enough to drag/carry if need be and has amazing mileage... only weighs 200 lbs)
Headwear: Motorcycle helmet.
Clothing: Riding wear over denim with ankle boots and gloves.
Weaponry: Katana, kitchen knives taped around legs and arms to be used as throwing weapons. (Yes, I have experience throwing knives.) After arrival at police station, weaponry will be expanded with 2 Beretta Centurion .40s and a Remington 12 gauge. (Yes, that is actually the weapons they use. Conveniently, Centurions have no safeties.) At that point the katana will be discarded as it'll be unwieldy for a long drive through unpaved parkland, though the knives will be kept.
Inventory: Crowbar, crank-flashlight, folding hunting knife, swiss army knife, hand trowel, first aid kit.
Battle anthem: Assorted dance music.
Sidekick: None, they'll just slow me down (Unless there's L4D style specials, then I'll take anyone fast enough to keep up.)
Last words: Not applicable, I fully intend to survive.
...Yes, I've considered this all out and own all the stuff I've said here.
_________________ "Are you on drugs?"
"No! Fruit cups!"
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:40 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 588 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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Will the zombies come after my lifetime? I'm a nursing student, I can't help but get eaten first.
_________________ My name says it all.
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:44 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 738 Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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I'll save you!
I'll save everyone!
*limited time offer,may only include females.
terms and conditions apply
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"You do it to yourself"
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Falco
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:27 am |
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Joined: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:28 am Posts: 4 Location: Cleburne TX
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why are we off topic
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Tiefling_Tasha
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:59 am |
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Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:14 am Posts: 254 Location: the batcave
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why cant everyone be as prepared for zombie Apocalypse as Evil Bob is?
_________________ Brought to you by the letters W, T, and F
Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!!!
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Ethendel
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:20 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:12 am Posts: 200 Location: Sydney, Australia *swishes cork hat* xD
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Eff the zombies. I'm barricading my house against the Raptor attacks.
Why does nobody care about the Raptor attacks?
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:34 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 738 Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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I got sam neil trapped in my basement just in case.
why?
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Chrissy Bh0y
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:12 pm |
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Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:32 pm Posts: 182 Location: Scotland (Like you didnae know)
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If you want to live through a zombie apocalypse just read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks or kidnap Simon Pegg.
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:42 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 am Posts: 588 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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Why can't I spell?
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NymphetamineGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:27 am |
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:25 am Posts: 207 Location: England baby, yeah!
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Why am I broke even though I only got paid on Saturday?!
_________________ "Since when did lesbianism constitue a slap in the face"
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