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Tiefling_Tasha
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Post subject: The 'WHY??' Game  Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:42 am |
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Let us revert to the mindset of a three-year old (if anyone HASN'T already) and commence what I call the 'WHY' game.
Simply pose a mind boggling question.
If anyone wants to answer, feel free. But most of the fun is just in the asking.
Example:
"Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?"
see? easy.
Kay *charges lasers and starts for real*
Why do feet smell but noses run?
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:36 am |
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OK,Why do the nail down the lid of a coffin if they gonna bury it six feet down?
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NymphetamineGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:49 am |
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Location: England baby, yeah!
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Why is it that all 700 sky channels play their adverts at the same time?
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NymphetamineGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:49 am |
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dddouble post sorry
Why is it that LOST never ends but at the same time nothing ever makes sense?
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kumoriko
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:58 pm |
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Why is it illegal in some states (and probably elsewhere for non-yanks) to ask to be injured?
Were we suppose to try and answer the questions?
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:24 pm |
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Location: A pit of what i think is my emo-ness,it's red and drying
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If Barbies soo popular,why do you have to buy her friends?
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Tiefling_Tasha
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:42 am |
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Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets?
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VanZed
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:30 am |
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Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:20 am |
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Cybersp0nge
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:53 pm |
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VanZed wrote: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?
Can you blame 'em?
IF HOOMANZ EVOLVD FORM MONKY'S WHY R THEIR STILL MONKY'S LEFT
HURP DURP
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:42 am |
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Why does banana bread take over an hour to bake? =(
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NymphetamineGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:44 pm |
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why does school life revolve entirely around exams?
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Echo_Leader
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:56 pm |
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Why hasn't Cybersponge been shot yet? (Just kidding xD)
Though Im sure there's a few angry mums out there who would gladly do the deed because of what Ultimate Orgy did to their perfectly innocent, sweet, obeying child.
Now they are raging out of control.
Another question,
Why can't parents take responsibility for the things their children do and discipline them? Instead of blaming things like video games, movies, and por-... I mean the internet.
Edit: Why won't URL linking work?
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Evil Bob
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:00 am |
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Answers!!!!!!!!!!!
-Feet smell because they emit oduor,and noses expirience running of mucus due to thining
-They nail down the lid of a coffin to prevent graverobbers,or IN FACT ZOMBIES!
-There are more than 700 hundred channels on sky,and they play ads at the same time for tea breaks!
-people will eat just a hotdog,very few people will eat just a bun.
-Glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cuz it not dried
-Lost is an American attempt to be smart,the dirctor confuzzed himself
-It's illegal in case the person hitting sprains their wrist.
-Becauze their gogles are attached to their helmets,also at a few thousand feet it gets cold
-There are still monkies because they failed evolution
-It has to be baked slowly,sumin to do with burning banana(sounds like a euphamism for Inflammed Gonads)
-Because exams supposedly test you on what you have learned throughout the year
-barbie and her friends are whores,whores cost money
-Most likely said parents are americans,so are to stupid to take responsibility
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LuvrOfBewbs
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:37 am |
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Thank you for those answers Bob.
How do I manage to give myself a paper cut off a thick stack of maps by gently sliding my knuckle across it?
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